Weirdos

I was in my room upstairs, packing my stuff around noon time.
I heard someone outside screaming: Hello???!
So, i looked out from my windows saw this person that looks like ah pek, trying to press the doorbell then.
My doorbell got striked by thunder, so it doesnt ring.
Then, this fella ah pek, trying to scream hello again.
Brother yelled at me to ask me to approach him and check whats going on.
I walked out the gate with bare foot. It was noon mind you, I could feel the heat that is burning my feet.
the fella: Xiao jie, ni hao ar..*bla bla bla*( miss, good afternoon...)
me: "Shen me shi?" (Whats the matter?)
I walked closer to him so i can hear what he wanted to say.
Anyway, this particular ah pek, which was happened to be just an ordinary teenager claims that he is a voluntary social worker from dunno-what school.
This first thing that came across my mind was : Argh~ donation again.
So, i was kind enough to let him finish his sentence.
He first started off speaking mandarin, but out of a sudden his other mate pass by and he started speaking english. A very broken english that i couldn't even catch whats he is trying to blurt out to me.
the fella: err, miss ar, im this school, i and my teacher ask me.. *dunno what he says after that, while he took out a pack of postcards out of his bag*
Me: -_- *shows an annoying face* sorry im not interested. (I speak in mandarin hoping that he could speak in mandarin too so i could understand)
the fella: ohhh! (finally willing to speak mandarin) SO you are not interested in this charity? hmm.. well, but are you interested in me or not??!
Me : O.O (WTF??!) *keep waving hands to reject whatever he says*
the fella: Miss ar! miss ar! xiao jie!
Me: *keep waving hands* *runs back to my house*
the fella: *non stop yelling* XIAO JIE!! XIAO JIE!!
Then, finally he had enough of yelling and proceed to next door.
after that, my aunt asked me what happened, then i said it was just some fella asking for donation.
My aunt then warned me saying next time do not ever go closer to them, they might spray some drugs on you and cheat your money.
haha! i was about 2 metres away from him actually plus i would not be so stupid to get deceived by all these ricks.
But, one thing that im wondering now is, why would that fella speak engrish while he couldnt speak at all??! It was so horrible, why couldnt he speak mandarin since i first spoke mandarin to him? I think the five years old girl next door could speak better english than him.
sigh~ people nowadays are so weird.